Comments:British teenager finds baby bat in her bra

Maybe I'm just too cynical... but when I read this 'news' on the EDP website yesterday, the girl just came over as a wannabe Abi Titmuss. It seems that they both have fitting names...

There may not be any existent photo of the bat in question, but that didn't stop them from printing a photo of young Abbie Hawkins who apparently makes a habit of going out in just her 34FF padded (why?!) bra.

See pictures: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1033246/Receptionist-stunned-baby-bat-living-BRA.html

"Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home"

"It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out."

Please... did she get these one liners from Sid James?

How long will it be before we see Miss Hawkins on the cover of Loaded/FHM/Nuts/Zoo/Maxim/Insert-name-of-disreputable-magazine-here? It's almost enough to make you wonder if the bat existed at all...

Oh... and well done to the BBC for being the first to sink low enough to publish her breast size. Shane.Bell (talk) 16:07, 10 July 2008 (UTC)


 * The story does scream "Publicity Stunt!" --SVTCobra 16:24, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Wait, how is this news? Weird stuff like this happens all the time. I understand the appeal of girls and their bras but this really doesn't seem like it should make it to any news source that isn't strictly local and hasn't been having a very slow news day.--76.8.194.226 00:40, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

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I would have kept the bat. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 24.80.162.196 (talk) 02:19, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Who wouldn't snuggle up in there?
I know I would... How good it is to be small... —Preceding unsigned comment added by 85.241.151.222 (talk) 13:38, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

a perverted bat —Preceding unsigned comment added by 68.99.213.42 (talk) 23:08, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Well perhaps it is due to Batman's movie... the little bat was trying to find a place to scape from the Joker. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 200.30.68.212 (talk) 00:00, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

I wish I were that bat
I wish I were that bat —Preceding unsigned comment added by 203.94.54.14 (talk) 01:46, 7 October 2008 (UTC)