Comments:Dwarf gets penis glued to vacuum cleaner

I think Wiki news need to stick to report REAL news and leave these stupid stories for the tabloid newspapers
 * Then add some "real news" and quit complaining about it. If there's something you'd rather see, write it. irid:t 20:59, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
 * anyway, does wikinews have some notability guidelines?? This would fail some. --TheFEARgod 21:13, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
 * Wikinews currently has no notability guidlines; on the contrary, we're struggling for stories, and if someone wants to write a piece about, say, something local to them, they can, helping boost our currently rather meagre crop. Perhaps one day notability discusions may have to be taken to WN:DR, and hashed out in borderline cases, but for now, anything goes. Blood Red Sandman  (Talk)   (Contribs) 21:22, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
 * We do need stories, but we are not desperate...news is news. If it meets our style guide and etc then its news. DragonFire1024 (Talk to the Dragon) 21:27, 22 August 2007 (UTC)