Comments:Princess Beatrice's unlocked BMW stolen

Who cares about some privileged worthless royalty. Royals are a bunch of parasites feeding off the labors of others while they do nothing.

I'm playing The Price is Right fail sound Nice one, Princess! Remember, always lock your car! --TUFKAAP (talk) 16:45, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Lock her car? Then she would have needed to call AAA to get the keys out that got locked in. I don't know how someone could just leave their keys in the ignition. No matter what country you are in. DragonFire1024 (Talk to the Dragon) 17:30, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
 * You mean this fail sound? ;-) DragonFire1024 (Talk to the Dragon) 17:44, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Why is this even news?

You're missing the point...
She wanted a new one...

Zahara?
What about Princess Anne's daughter, she was the first female born in the immediate family, just not in line of succession to the throne as Anne decided her children should be commoners.

listen beatrice is my wife so let me tell you this, firstly well have no more of that. and secondly, if anyone touches a hair on your head i tell you this now baby the'll end up @$*%" ^!£&=....... MY BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS WIFE WE WILL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER, LOVE YOU BEA!!! U.T.E.O.T XXXXXXXXXXX