Talk:Turkey found buried alive in an Austin, Texas yard

Reporting Notes
Sean McIntire is my friend and he found the turkey yesterday, I went to his house and followed him to the vet to get this unusuual story...

Conversation with sean after the incident, on the phone:
 * Sean:- Hey, guess what, I just found a f*cking turkey buried in the ground
 * Me:- A f*cking, like, a butterball turkey?
 * Sean:- No, A live turkey
 * Me:- What the f*ck
 * Sean:- Wanna come over and see this sh*t?
 * Me:- Yeah I will in a couple of hours when I finish dinner.

-Upon Arrival, standing in the front yard with sean and his dad:
 * Mr Mcintire:- And he was right here, in this hole
 * me:- did you find out who did it?
 * Mr Mcintire:- never
 * Sean:- were gonna go to the vet tonight, so if you wanna stay over, youve gotta find somewhere to be
 * Me:- nah, im gonna write on this
 * Sean:- what? ok... so you wanna go?
 * Me:- yes

At the vet's:
 * Rogers:- This turkey is dying
 * Me:- So, what caused the death
 * Rogers:- This trukey starved to death... The turkey must have been alive in the ground for at least 2 days, it takes at least that long for a turkey to -starve to death
 * Me:- so who could have done this?
 * Rogers:- The turkey is only 13 pounds, so pretty much anyone with a shovel

(These unsigned reporting notes were made by Paco The Immigrant)

What a riot!
This is great! --Chiacomo (talk) 00:03, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
 * I'm glad that you think animal cruelty is "great". Lankiveil 00:57, 26 November 2005 (UTC).
 * Yeah, the article's good too. —M ESSED R OCKER (talk) 00:59, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
 * I'm sure he meant the article. Always good to see original reporting. - Apollyon 22:41, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
 * I still think my fire story is better. Because it has pictures... and fire... fire good. ;) But really, good story.. I didn't acutally quote people. --TUFKAAP 00:04, 27 November 2005 (UTC)

I think small little strange stories like this is Wikinews at its best. Bawolff ☺☻ 00:36, 27 November 2005 (UTC)

Other comments

 * You and your friend seem to swear an awful lot, young man! Lankiveil 00:57, 26 November 2005 (UTC).
 * At least he reported the unadultered version. —M ESSED R OCKER (talk) 00:59, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
 * He only said "f*ck" twice... --TUFKAAP 00:01, 27 November 2005 (UTC)

Stupid
Sorry I read that -Edbrown05 02:31, 26 November 2005 (UTC)

hmm
I dont really know what to say but, is this a good article?International 19:19, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
 * Now I see, wackynews, that explain it.International 19:23, 26 November 2005 (UTC)

Well i would not be surpriesd if shawn did this (it happens you know)