Thread:Comments:SpaceX launches first Falcon 9 rocket/Obligatory religious fanaticism

WOT U MEAN MEN WENT INTO SPACE DONT U NO ITS ALL FAKE GOD PUT MAN ON ERTH AND HEAVEN IN SPACE AND WE CANT GO INTO SPACE COS GOD WONT LET US SO STOP PLAYING GOD YOU CHEESE EATING DEMOCRATS AND ACCEPT THE LORD JESUS CHRIST INTO YOUR LIVES!

(The above post was made partly in jest, but also to deny future right-wing fanboys the pleasure of doing it themselves. Time to post deletion: T minus 10 seconds).