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Marge: "Oh Maggie, when are you going to talk?"

Lisa : "Well, don't push her. Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt."

Homer's brain: "What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid."

Homer: "Takes one to know one."

Homer's brain: "Swish!"