User:Brian McNeil/Credit Crunch Blues

Oh my bank, they foreclosed on me! Said it had something to do with liquidity. I said, "I've got cash, take a look you can see". They said, "that ain't worth much, it's just paper you see? It won't buy a Porsche for our old CEO Gotta pay him a million Before he will go".

Shoulda listened to grandma, whispering on her death-bed, Pay those goddamned bankers back with fast moving lead. Now my house is in hock to industrial spies, Can't afford price rises, can't afford French fries I stand here flippin' burgers, I gotta serve with a smile, Gonna pay off my mortgage, With mah fuckin' air miles!

I got the credit crunch blues Ain't you seen it on the news? I got the credit crunch blues Make them bankers pay their dues I got the credit crunch blues Let's watch the DOW go down the tubes I got the credit crunch blues Yeah, we all lose

So I visited Iceland, where the savings got froze Their banks all got closed down, why? Nanook only knows! Then I found out the council put some money in there too, So that hole in the road, man? There ain’t nothing we can do. So you ask about money, now, where did it all go? Well the rich guys snorted 'n' smoked it, bought McMansions, you know?

Put 'em in a hole!