User:Drinkpeptobismol

Hi
Time to drink Pepto-Bismol! (The trademark is owned by P&G, but I don't think Drinkpeptobismol is.) Anyway, I'm new here, but I know a lot about how to write news and stuff.

Bye
I'll be taking an indefinite break. (Maybe but unlikely) see you later!

Farewell
Does Wikinews dole out pensions?