User:Edbrown05/Grass in Uncle G's back garden continues to grow

Every day of every year

In Uncle G's back garden, the grass continues to grow. It has been growing for many years.

Despite repeated efforts interview it, User:Edbrown05 hasn't noticed a thing. It may in fact be artificial turf.

My own lawn is "ruint", to use a colloquialism from Baltimore, Md that means 'ruined' and that now no longer applies to me since I relocated to Virginia. In the rowhome districts of Baltimore city, a garden in the back yard hardly applies to grass. There, grass is more often referred to as something you smoke.

I now have a yard of weeds. If the ground the weeds grow on were owned by me, I would kill them. The darn weeds keep growing, probably growth of the weeds occurs every day of every year, but the weeds also avoid attempts at any interview.

A little boy walking by the yard the other day asked his daddy what I, stooped over with a squirt bottle, was doing. His daddy said, "He's using weed spray." Probably a more massive and effective approach to control weeds is available, but hey, I think I need to move back to the city!