User:Ironiridis/Pieces of me

The identities I have
It may happen one day that someone else impersonates me. As a preemptive measure, here are the list of accounts that I lay claim to.

Confirming my identity
I can provide irrefutable proof of my identity if that's important to you. I've combined a 41,176,530,944 byte (38.3486 gB) stream of data with a small collection of my identifying material (state issued driver's license, picture, etc). It will be possible for you to independently verify that the collection of information I send you is authentic.

This proof is taking a ridiculous amount of time (est 3 days, 12 hours) to generate on good hardware, processing 133 kebibytes per second, so make sure you really want to find out. :)

The result of this proof is a sha1 hash which is extremely difficult to forge. This special data stream, combined with my identifying material, produces a pseudo-unique key, which you can generate yourself given the same information that I have right now.

Once the epic calculation is finished, I will post the key here. From that point forward, you can use that information to identify me as this user, as well as the individual.

If I am unable to verify this information on demand (within reasonable time, mind you) consider this account compromised and immediately ban me.