User:TUFKAAP/Funny nonsense

Here's where funny stories (in my view), that have been deleted go.

= OMG NUK3D! = October 6, 2005

There are scattered reports coming from Washington, D.C. about a nuclear explosion near the center of the nation's capital. Initial reports suggest the military is enforcing a moratorium on media reporting until the situation is brought under control. Reports indicate the "shadow government" has been activated.

More to follow...