User talk:JaxMKJaguars

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Hello! Happy New Year, and welcome to Wikinews!

Regarding your question, I think that your article is short enough to be included in the shorts in its current form. However, if you could add another paragraph or two to the article, then it would be large enough to be published separately. Here is the link to today's shorts, if you want to copy the story there. Best, ♪ Tempo Di  Valse ♪ 01:10, 1 January 2009 (UTC)