Wikinews:Acceptable Abuse Policy

= Introduction =

Wikinews operates a clearly delineated Acceptable Abuse Policy. The terms of this are laid out below. Wikinewsies in good-standing are requested to add appropriate clauses as they see fit.

If you are the butt of one of these jokes, pick yourself up off the floor, watch a couple of episodes of Drop the Dead Donkey, and buy a teddy bear.

= Purpose =

As if this policy would have a purpose?

= Clauses =

Tertiary clauses

 * 3A
 * "Medieval torture implements may be used in circumstances outwith normal news-gathering activities."


 * Peter